how t o kiss boy
- walk over to a boy
- extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly
- without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear
- sc rE AM NOOT NOOT
- NOOOT NOO Ot;
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
"reblogging for …"
"i tried to scroll past this"
GOD FORBID PEOPLE EXPRESS THEIR LOVE OF A POST AND MAKE THE INITIAL POSTER FEEL GOOD AND SMART AND FUNNY HOW DARE THEY
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know